Why my grandma is funnier than yours
- My grandma: "Do you know what the weakest muscle in the body is?"
- Me: "Uh,no?"
- My grandma: "Only men have it."
- Me: *questioning look*
- My grandma: "It's the penis! And it only takes two words from a woman to make it all weak and flaccid."
- Me: *more intense questioning look*
- My grandma: *whispers* "I'm pregnant."
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
I need masculism because I am afraid.
you should be
I said I was going to bed but then I found Tropico on youtube